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- Dr. Evil

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    Nick M.W.

    CHIEF EDITOR
    Writer By Night, FFP contributor, entertainment media enthusiast, reader of books, searching for an AGS title.

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    C.A. RAMIREZ

    ART DIRECTOR
    FFP contributor and humble scribe, ingesting film, video games, and music, navigating the world with an unrestricted mind.

CONTRIBUTORS

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    R.J.F.

    CONTRIBUTOR
    Musing about life’s big questions and important issues, blogging about film and music, with a touch of sarcasm, all while belting out Motown classics.

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    DAVID BISHOP

    CONTRIBUTOR
    An exiled English instructor living in a place that’s like Mos Eisley but without the charm. Working on his MFA in Screenwriting, facing a bleak future in this hemorrhaging industry.

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    ROB RYAN

    CONTRIBUTOR
    A former pirate turned full-time vagabond, Rob contributes thoughtfully composed articles about music, movies, and sports. Check out his official coverage of his beloved Portland Trail Blazers on PacificNWSports.com.

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    Emmitt Smith

    CONTRIBUTOR
    International man of mystery, Emmitt Smith has been around the world and back. He’s bonded with Eskimo brothers and conquered all combatants in Thunderdome.